Beer and Wings
Lets get a date... Big Bri, make a suggestion for the end of the season beer and wing fest and lets see who can go that day....
posted by Jon, Woj and Jason @ 11:54 AM
3 comments
Meco Piledrivers Dodgeball
REDEFINING WHAT IS DODGEBALL
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
About Me
- Name: Jon, Woj and Jason
- Location: Mayfield, NY, United States
talking complete and utter nonsense about the game.
3 Comments:
Dodgeball is passe. Move on with your lives little men. Do you get paid to write this self-promoting nonsense ? Maybe this NY guy should grrom himself somewhat....when he opens his mouth to breathe, his tongue looks like a clitoris. There's enough facial hair to make a blanket.
So, I logged in and found I had to create a blog in order to post here. Who the hell has no balls and leaves an "anonymous" post??
Anyway, I read your silly little write-up and I pretty much pictured you guys running around in tights, throwing balls at girls, and claiming a well-earned victory. That glory parade down at Charbonneaus is nothing compared to what we true "Italians" do for respect. Caraco can hide in Taratown after he reads what my grandfather did.....read below.......
A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was playing.
A sign read: "Don't Miss The Amazing Italian".
The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, under The
Big Top, in the centre ring, was a table with three walnuts on it.
Standing next to it was an old Italian.
Suddenly, the old man dropped his pants, whipped out his huge
male member and smashed all the walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupted in applause and the elderly Italian was carried off on their shoulders.
Fifteen years later the salesman visited the same little town,
found the same circus and saw the same faded sign that read,
"Don't Miss The Amazing Italian". He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive much less still doing his act!
He bought a ticket. Again, the centre ring was illuminated.
This time, however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table.
The Italian stood before them, then suddenly dropped his pants and smashed the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member.
The crowd went wild!
Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show.
"You're incredible!" he told the Italian, "But I have to know something. I saw your act 15 years ago and you were using walnuts. Why the switch from walnuts to coconuts?"
"Well," said the Italian, "My eyes aren't what they used to be.
By the way, anyone want to play floor hockey in the Elem. gym if we can find an open night during Jan-Mar ??
I would love to play floor hockey... that would be wicked fun!
the no longer anonymous... Jon
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