Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Game 2

Meco Piledrivers 14 - The Wolverines 2

In a game with enough stories to fill a book, the Meco Piledrivers prevailed over the Wolverines by a 14-2 count. The subplots and stories were endless as the Piledrivers won game after game after game.

Coming off an opening game heartbreaker, Meco had a point to prove. After the opening whistle, they did just that, beating the Wolverines in a short 1 minute 42 second game. The dominance was a theme that would continue through out. Game 2 was much of the same. Meco had an aggressive and well orchestrated attack that kept the Wolverines on their heels. The speed of Free Agent was a weapon all day. Many of the “neutral” balls would end up in the hands of the Piledrivers.

The first game that saw any sort of doubt was game three. Playing with some over confidence, the Piledrivers left only NY “the Mullet” vs three Wolverines. A charge from Mullet saw two men hit and a then a catch on the last ball. It was the first positive contribution NY has made to the squad since November, 2002.

Before you could blink an eye, the Piledrivers were winning 9-0. Rage had unbelievably good hands for the second straight week. In one play during game 5, with four players on each side, the Wolverines decided to attack the guy with the glasses. Somehow, while already holding a ball, Rage managed to catch two of the balls flying at his face and never dropped the one he originally had. Howie Charbonneau is considering an investigation into the sudden turn around from this player as he maintains that he has broken no rules.

The Wolf was up to his old antics. One game saw him eliminated. As he started to walk off, he saw a Wolverine entering the neutral zone. Wolf attacked him all out and made the man run in fear. Giant started to get some big hits and only had to turn his back once in fear as a ball was hurled in his direction. TJ spent most of his time hiding in the goal and chatting with the ref. He came out with a key catch or hit when needed, but had a generally relaxing evening.

Sanford played a calm and effective game. He played the angles well and supported all the reckless runs of the athletic players on the squad (Free Agent, Rage, TJ and the Wolf). Hairlip the Rookie continues to improve. He has started to realize that you need a team to win and that you can not simply attack on your own.

Reigning MVP Big Bri had a big game. He broke new ground by attacking a guy off the court after he had already been eliminated in an effort to get a ball back to our side. I can’t imagine the fear in the young Wolverine when Big Bri tossed him aside and grabbed the ball then pointed and said “stay on your own side!” His other great moment occurred as a nice counter attack. Moments after their little afro’d annoyance had eliminated Free Agent and was flashing his gang signs at FA, Big Bri lined him up in his sights. From a slight angle, while the Fro was still flashing his signs, Big Bri drilled him in the mouth.

For better or worse, there was one play that summed up the whole evening. Late in the match, Free Agent drilled a player and as he was strutting back to our end, a Wolverine on the bench yelled sarcastically “Not bad for a 28 year old”… Free Agent turned around with his arms raised in a V, just like when Ali knocked out Liston, and yelled “I’m , 32!”

Nothing like grown men having fun playing dodgeball!


1 win, 1 loss - 12 points

5 Comments:

At 9:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

We have to give some props to the Wolverines for some of their innovative (no matter how ineffective) tactics such as the "Over-the-Line Boob Roll", the ankle twisting "Ball Trampoline Suicide", and of course the "Off the Back Flying Monkey Twister". One of their most forgettable tactics however was the "Wolverine Big Man with the Afro Dodgeball Shuffle" which was obviously designed to Shock and Awe...the image of which is still sadly ingrained in my mind's eye.

Big shout out to Free Agent who was throwing heat seekers which seemed to almost always find the target and to Rage who is starting to realize that he will be married in a few months and seems to be showing up with stickier and stickier hands.

God Bless America!
-Wolf

 
At 3:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

the best moment was when wolf made that kid shit his pants by faking a throw at him....giant is starting to get the hang of things....big bri won the battle of the big dudes as he plunked the dude with the wig on...tim got the refs phone # so they can play tittly winks...hair lip is trying to come up with a nickname for me but it wont be funny cuz its not off the top of his head...and i big hooha goes out to rage who since becoming captain hetero has been on a mission to prove his masculinity...props to "the mullet" for makin a contibution to the team and doing it in fine fashion with has to be the play of the year...my real nickname is chicken so pz
chicken out(formerly free agent)

 
At 11:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I play for the matadors and i found this site... i love it! you guys told me about it a while ago and i finally checked it out... love it!

saw the debate over last seasons mvp... if rage is the one who always gets his glasses knocked off, how can you even think it's him... he is aggressive but he gets out on stupid plays all the time! that dude sucks! the big kid has a cannon! i think it is him. one time i watched him dive into a wall. you gotta vote for him! last year would've been the wolf, but he is not as good as he was last year.

i heard that you guys are teachers... can't believe any school has a door big enough to fit rage's head through.

good luck the rest of the season...

 
At 11:27 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rage for MVP- Jihad on The Matadors

 
At 2:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey matador...i think ur that lil ref dood that we plunked that one day...we are the team of THE PAST, THE NOW, and THE FUTURE...a lil slogan to live by el matador

DONT HATE-MASTERBATE(atleast thats my motto)

u think im leaving my name ur nuts

 

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